The sea is for fish to swim in

Nevertheless, our good friend D had an unwanted swim in the oh so salty sea at Ursholmen, - an ilsand off the Swedish town Strömstad.
He was not hurt, apart from his pride, - and yes, - he then had to buy a new mobile phone. Poor guy!
His wife said afterwards that the fall into the sea must have been intentional as he has been wanting a new phone for quite a while.
Hubby J spent most of the weekend teaching D how to use the new gadget.
New toys for guys nearly 70 is no laughing matter. Why do I laugh then? Maybe I am envious? No, I do not want a now mobile phone, - maybe just a camera?